Which Horror Movie Character Are You?

Horror is the one genre where audiences remember the antagonist better than the hero, and the reason is design. A slasher villain has to be legible in silhouette, from a distance, in bad light. Michael Myers wears a Captain Kirk mask that the 1978 production bought for around two dollars and painted white. Jason Voorhees did not put on a hockey mask until the third film in 1982, and he is not even the killer in the original Friday the 13th, since that role belongs to his mother. Freddy Krueger came out of Wes Craven reading newspaper reports about refugees who died in their sleep after describing terrible dreams. Each of these figures survives because a single visual idea carries a complete personality.

That is why this quiz can work at all. The fifteen results are not interchangeable monsters. They represent very different relationships to fear, control, and other people, and the questions here deal with patience, temper, how you respond to being underestimated, and what you would do with power nobody could take from you.

Hannibal Lecter is the intellect result: cultured, unhurried, and lethal mainly because he reads people faster than they can conceal anything. Anthony Hopkins is on screen for roughly sixteen minutes of The Silence of the Lambs and won the 1992 Academy Award for Best Actor anyway. Michael Myers is the opposite, an absence rather than a personality, credited in the original film simply as The Shape, and terrifying because there is nothing to negotiate with. Freddy Krueger is the performer, cracking jokes while doing something appalling, entirely dependent on an audience. Pennywise works on a twenty-seven year cycle beneath the town of Derry and feeds on fear it manufactures itself, shapeshifting into whatever a specific child cannot handle.

The rest fill in distinct corners. Norman Bates and Leatherface both trace loosely back to the same real case, the Wisconsin murderer Ed Gein, but land in different places: Norman is a polite, nervous young man hosting a guest, while Leatherface is a panicked household member doing what the family requires. Pinhead, from Clive Barker’s Hellraiser in 1987, is a Cenobite who considers what he does a form of sensory education rather than punishment. Jigsaw is the moralist, dying of cancer and building machines to force other people to prove they want to live. Frankenstein’s creature, from Mary Shelley’s 1818 novel, is the only one on the list whose violence begins as grief at being rejected.

Chucky is malice in a toy body, Annabelle is stillness that never blinks, Ghostface is whoever happens to be holding the knife and the voice changer that week, Samara Morgan works through a videotape and a seven-day deadline, and The Creeper wakes every twenty-third spring for twenty-three days.

Answer according to instinct rather than image. Getting a quiet result is not a compliment, and getting a loud one is not an insult.

Possible results:

  1. Pinhead
  2. Michael Myers
  3. Pennywise
  4. Frankenstein
  5. Leatherface
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Freddy Krueger
  8. Jason Voorhees
  9. Hannibal Lecter
  10. Jigsaw
  11. The Creeper
  12. Annabelle
  13. Ghostface
  14. Samara Morgan
  15. Chucky

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